I Should Totally Be Dead Right Now Podcast Posts

This week we talk about Terrell Williams, a 21 year old stopping into a convenience store for a snack. Someone is in his car when he comes out and before he can defend himself, he is shot several times. We also talk about Christopher Jones, who is about to do his first solo skydiving jump. Mid way Christopher runs into trouble and is now falling to the ground unconscious. Listen to how they survived now!

• Michelle’s Top 10 Drinks
• 1. Pink Starburst Ep.12
• 2. Cantaloopy with a Twist Ep.50
• 3. Adult Butterbeer Ep.49
• 4. Blackberry Basil Lemonade Ep.113
• 5. Spiced Rum and Vanilla Coke Ep.61
• 6. New Orleans Fizz Ep.70
• 7. Sparkling Caramel Apple Cider Ep.85
• 8. Homemade Eggnog Ep.85
• 9. Hennessy and Apple Juice Ep.104
• 10. Lavender Gimlets Ep.126

This episode we talk about Whitney Austin, a mother of two going to work at the bank. She walks in and is immediately shot several times. We also talk about Melanie Pace. Her body began to swell after an intense workout and found herself in the hospital. Listen to how they survived now!

Caitlyn’s Top Ten Drinks:

• 1. Cantaloopy (Ep. 39)
• 2. Watermelon Spice (Ep. 97)
• 3. Crisp Apple Cider Mule (Ep. 131) 
• 4. Sour Watermelon Slushy (Ep. 51)
• 5. Pink Starburst (Ep. 12)
• 6. Peppermint White Russian (Ep. 108)
• 7. Tom Collins (Ep. 64)
• 8. Fiery Grapefruit Ginger Cocktail (Ep. 76)
• 9. Five Farms Shots (Most episodes)
• 10. Chocolate Hazelnut Irish Cream Iced Latte (Ep. 69)

Happy Holidays! This week we talk about Christopher Smith, a man going on a first date. The date goes well and they head back to his house. Soon after they arrive a man breaks with a gun. We also talk about Joey, who gets caught in a snow storm while walking outside. Listen to how they survived now!

Drink of the Week: The Grinch

This week we talk about Beverly Bertram, a woman recovering from leg surgery when she is given a lethal dose of insulin. She does not know that she had an encounter with one of Canada’s worst serial killers. We also talk about Lee Tylor, a student at a university heading home from celebrating his birthday. A group of men start to chase him and Lee jumps a fence. He receives an electric shock that catches him on fire. Listen to how they survived now!

Drink of the Week: Peppermint Mocha Martini

This week we talk about the Siems family getting ready for Thanksgiving. The family believe they caught the flu as they are getting ill one by one, but once they make it to the hospital they are surprised at the diagnosis. We also talk about the failure and success of the Apollo 13. Three astronauts have a mission to get to the moon, but their oxygen gets compromised. Listen to how they survived now!

Drink of the Week: Fall Blush

This week we talk about Eilish Poe, an elementary school teacher who has a summer fling that goes wrong. Her attacker breaks into her house and waits for her to get home. We also talk about Pamela Salant, a kindergarten teacher that goes camping with her boyfriend. She gets lost in the dense forest with a now broken leg. Listen to how they survived now!

Drink of the Week: Crisp Apple Cider Mule

Happy Halloween! This week we talk about the history and encounters of the Mothman of Point Pleasant. Michelle goes into detail about the origins and mystery behind Mothman. Listen to how these people survived!

Drink of the Week: Mothman White Russian   

This week we stumble through a few LetsNotMeet subreddit stories written by mjoallie and Miliboarder. The first story is about a couple going camping and hearing someone around their tent dragging a knife along it. The other story is about a woman getting an ubereats delivery, but the delivery driver refuses to leave. He tries to lure her out and into his car. We also talk about Ben Barber, a farmer from the 1800’s. He gets married and weird things start to happen. He thinks he has married a witch! Listen to how they survived now!

Drink of the Week: Witch Please

This week we talk about the Patel family. They are coming home from visiting family when their car goes over the cliff. Luckily everyone survives, but was this intentional? We also talk about Hayden McGlinn, a football player who gets hit in the head. He passes out and is having a hard time waking back up. Listen to how they survived now!

Drink of the Week: Pickle Martini and Pickle Backs 

This week we talk about Laura Jastre, heading to a friend’s house with two others. The pull up to the house where an acquaintance they know open fires at them. We also talk about 11 year old Alex Nicholas. Flying in an air balloon when they crash land, but the pilot falls out and the balloon takes off again. Alex has to fly the balloon all by himself. Listen to how they survived now!

Drink of the Week: Orange Cranberry Whisky Sours